CHAPTER - 1. My first few days as a college student

Recently, I started college. Yep, your girl is getting old for real now...and guess what?? I met a lot of people there!!.............well obviously. 

No 1. Humans who can have a conversation with anyone and anything, 
No 2. Humans who don't talk at all, 
No 3. Humans who don't talk cause they don't want to, 
No 4. Humans who don't talk cause they don't know what to talk about,
No 5. Humans who smile cause they don't wanna be rude on the first few days of college but don't talk either, 
and many more...when I say many more...I ACTUALLY MEAN "MANY MORE!!" 

Truly speaking, I don't know which one I belong to but a mix of everything? yeah...BUT FUN FACT! I was complimented by some, on my kindness. That just made my day and I am pretty sure anyone who gets complimented in any way would have been equally happy like I was...obviously.

But anyway! Am I the only one who is actually grateful about the fact that my college days started online? Like online classes and online classmates and online teachers and online exams and online competitions and online-...wait what. Oh yeah. LIKE EVERYTHING ONLINE?? 

But like I genuinely think God knew that this awkward unicorn loving weirdo (me) would never be able to make friends if it's offline...yeah....like meeting people in person...cause HOW THE FUDGE AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST APPROACH THEM AND START A "FRIENDLY", "INTERESTING", "AWESOME" CONVERSATION?! WHAT?!!

I can already imagine how I would have done that, I would have approached a person and go, "hi. I am Milan. No, I am not a guy duh! Imma girl. Of course, you know that cause you can see me but- DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW UNICORNS WERE EVOLVED!?".......I am pretty sure he/she would have,
1. Ran away,
2. Smiled (and be weirded out on the inside),
3. Been scared or concerned OR
4. They would have just laughed and be a nice human and ask me how unicorns were evolved!

But God did bless me this time, it was all online. I made friends online. I did my classes online. I did my exams online. I did it alllll online.  

TRUTH TO BE TOLD! I am very skeptical and picky on who I actually want to talk to and be with, cause DUH, trust issues human!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooo thankful for the fact that I found some real good humans out there!! Who I could actually hang out with!! Shout out to JJ Boiii, Mr. Intimidating, Mr. Empire State Building, CC, Esliiii, JoJo, and Harry Potter!!! (I don't know if I am allowed to mention their names...privacy is a thing guys.)

So!! let's start from the beginning! The time when I used to be a lonely unicorn. My online classes started in the month of September and I didn't know anyone...OBVIOUSLY! And I didn't really talk or more like text anyone in my class for at least a month until I figured out that I needed help in something and being a lonely unicorn wouldn't help my case and I will have to actually start a conversation now......eventually......!!! 

During one of the online classes, I went through each and every name of my classmates and stumbled upon one name which caught my attention! Which was none other than JJ Boiiiiii's and he seemed pretty "not so rude to seen zone me" type...and....yeah...I chose him cause he had a cool name...(don't judge!!, unlike other humans who would have just texted the person who is more active or nerdish I chose a cool name!!! I don't regret it)...AND I TOOK A DEEP FREAKING BREATH AND TEXTED HIM!  

AND HOLY MOTHER OF UNICORN GODDESS!! HE REPLIED AND HE WAS SOOOOO UNDERSTANDING AND SOOOOOOOOOO NICE! *cue to insert a lot of crying in happy tears emoji*

Eventually, he helped me with everything and we started texting! We clicked! Almost! Instantly!! We had a lot of things in common! Like from being in love with pringles to watching friends! And we shared the same freaking taste in music!!! You all !!!! I can't even describe how I just established him as my new best friend like I went "WHERE WERE YOU ALL MY LIFE HUMAN?!" 

So yeah!! Finally, this awkward human (me) got a new bestie!!! We texted and texted and texted and then he mentioned how he knew another girl, who was our classmate! AND THAT HUMANS! IS MY ESLIIIIIIIIII !!!! She is a ball of sunshine alright!!! We clicked instantly too!!! Can you believe that!? Me! The awkward unicorn-obsessed human being got two friends already. How normal is that....not. After about 2 weeks into texting these amazing humans, I eventually got courage from I don't know where..but yeah! I got it! And I texted two humans.....not gonna lie I was still anxious... obviously...cause it's me. So yeah! I texted two humans!!!!!

DRUMROLL PLEASE!!

JoJo and CC!!!

JoJo replied in a quite friendly way and we eventually started texting and found out that we had a lot in common too!!!!!!!!!!! Like the love for ice cream and sleep! 

But that was not the case when it came to CC, why? HE SEEN ZONED MEEEEE!!!!!!! uffffff. And guess what happened after that? My Sagittarius side came out...yep...the bitchy side of mine was out...for cranberry juice...(no, not for blood eww)..and well let's just say I was quite rude...AND GUESS WHAT THE PUMPKIN FUDGE HAPPENED AFTER THAT!? Unlike the majority of the humans who would just snapped back. He apologized.....
i- 
boy- 
why would you be so sweet-
wha-
And I apologized for the way I snapped obviously! My cancer side was back! Even though it started off weird, we started texting and eventually got along great!

Fast forward to 2 months? I had 4 cups of iced latte and 1 bar of chocolate.....yeah...sounds interesting...high on caffeine and sugar... how amazing is that...GUESS WHAT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE POPS I DID?! I texted...in my "unofficial class group"... yepp...I did that...it started off great but ended up in a not so great way... let's just not talk about it shall we......hmmmmmmmm...BUT GUESS WHAT!? I GOT ANOTHER FRIEND THAT WAY!!!!! 

DRUM ROLLS PLEASE!!!!

HARRY POTTER!! Unlike some classmates of mine who didn't like how "unique" I was duh! He liked how my brain worked. *cue to a shrug* There are indeed some awesome humans in this world! We texted and got along great! He loves anime, and JJ boi and Mr. Intimidating do like em too! I think I should start watching it too, to understand what gets them this riled up...hmm...

OH TALKING ABOUT Mr. Intimidating! Ohhh that human!!! He looks intimidating alright! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY BUT HE GAVE ME THAT INTIMIDATING VIBE! One day JJ mentioned how he texted him but they didn't really "text text" but like.. just college stuff. Sooo I didn't really know how to start a conversation with this human...........but then!! we had an English project where we had to do a presentation, online obviously! He had to go first because sir just called his name out of nowhere, and then I just texted him "All the best boii" and that! That! That was how I started talking to Mr. Intimidating, just to realize that he is a fun guy who actually is a serial killer......how interesting?...........Right!? 

Eventually this month, offline classes started.......URGGGG SOCIALIZING! WAKING UP FROM BED! GETTING READY! WALKING! MOVING! SMILING AND TALKING! how tiring.....but I had to do it anyway...I started going to college, but unfortunately, JJ Boii and Esli wouldn't be able to attend it cause they are outstation humans, like they live quite far away or more like another state...so due to Covid-19 my besties wouldn't be able to attend the offline classes....how depressing.....BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! I got Mr. Intimidating, JoJo, CC, Harry Potter, and Mr. Empire State Building. Yepp, you read that right! Mr. Empire State Building! That's the name I gave him, he doesn't know it though...but.....HE IS TALL ALRIGHT!! Well everyone is taller than me...BUT HE IS TALL! So that's the first thing that came to my mind!! (You guys should get used to the way my brain works by now!) He is a friendly human too! I met him during one of my offline classes when Mr. Intimidating and JoJo ditched me...yeah they ditched me...but I ditched them before that...so we are equal now. But yeah! Mr. Empire State Building was giving me company throughout the day and he was really kind!!

And ladies and gentlemen this how I made friends and am currently surviving college! 

Hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it! I'll obviously write more about them in my upcoming blogs if they don't kill me for this one!! But for now, I am too sleepy to continue! JoJo would understand this part! haha! 

BYE BYE FOR NOW HUMANS!